SLOW DRIVERS MAKE ME WANNA EXPLODE

!!!!BEFORE I SAY WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY, PLEASE note that this does NOT apple to disabled/elderly/anxious drivers, drivers of vehicles that are unable to move quickly (e.g construction vehicles, large semi trucks, cars with the trunk open, etc), or new drivers who are just starting out. You guys are fine and I totally get why you have to drive like that.

For the rest of yall tho...

MOVE. YOUR. CAR.

It has WHEELS!!! It is meant to MOVE!!! Why then, do you choose not to MOVE IT at any pace even remotely faster than that of a snail stuck in a pile of superglue??

Listen. I get that taking a nice leisurley stroll is very nice, I really do. HOWEVER, some of us have jobs we have to get to that will get mad at us for being late, even though we left ON TIME, because we got stuck behind someone driving UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT for TWENTY MILES. You can take as many strolls as you'd like, but please for the love of all that is holy and unholy, DON'T DO IT IN A VEHICLE THAT TAKES UP THE LIMITED SPACE ON THE ROAD!!!!

Note: if you are a slow driver who chooses to let faster drivers pass you, you are a saint and this doesn't apply to you as much.

Also this is a genuine question: why do some of you use bike logic when driving a car? Like using the brakes to control speed instead of just using them to stop/rapidly slow down? Is there something on some cars that makes you need to do that instead of just letting up on the gas pedal? And why then is it always 100% of the time the slowest drivers that do this? I have never seen a fast driver do this before.

But yeah mostly I am just mad abt this coz I've been late to work like 6 days in a row recently due to slow drivers and I'm scared I might lose my job TvT (this would not be an emergency btw please don't worry about me I won't lose my housing or anything like that, I just really like my job)

Moral of the story: either drive faster or let faster drivers pass you! Just be aware of your space and you'll be fine with me