Mall adventures ig idk man

So i go to a small conservative lil school. I have a spare The spare is before lunch. Two of my friends also have the same spare... and we are within a easy walking distance of a mall. So we walk there during our spare. Recently l realized that i lwk had more money than i thought so we went to coles (where i drop large quantities on manga no hate ok im a big manga guy) and i bought im no angel by ai yazawa. And then we went to showcase where my idiot ahh proceeded to purchase an alien stage blind box. We then walked back. I pulled up in the front office and i whipped my phone out to check my instagram and im reading like a yaoi comic ok and then my PRINCIPAL PULLS UP RIGHT BEHIND ME!!! It jumpscared the freak out of my ahh so i like threw my phone across the room and now theres like a dent and i was deadass carrying a match, my manga, and my blind box figurine ( it was luka.. YEAGHH lukas my favorite character ) i never in my life have felt more weeb aura rolling off me im lucky he didnt see the yaoi ts was kinda (　:ﾟ皿ﾟ) so that was my yesterday..