1 calling Amanda
B - Hey. Amanda?
A - Yeah?
B - Why they're attacking only me, and not you, along side other workers?
A - How to tell you that... you stand out
B - I don't know what you mean
A - You know... you're new here, you don't know the ropes, refusing to comply... you know
B - Sorry, but that's some bullshit...
2 Amanda calls you
A - Hey brat, you figured out your position here yet?
B - Again with that nonsense... what the hell do you want from me. That sounds like you actually hate me
A - Sorry, I'm still not used to the fact you're not from here
B - whatever that means, glad you can see your mistakes
3 Amanda calls you
A - Sorry for asking, but really... who you want to be? Whatever you thought about life, you still need to choose one role you will play.
B - You won't stop, huh?
A - You know i want the best for you.
B - Do you really? Or is that just your role?
A - ...
B - That what I thought.
A - You're wrong! You're not from here! You're just 20 and you act like you know how life works. Sorry that I need to break it to you, but you ether choose, or die.
B - And you are all grown up, huh? What you call "life" is just mere imitation of a real thing. You scream at me wanting something more while you're stuck in someone's else's dream. Don't get me wrong, we don't need to agree on everything, but what matters is you thinking by yourself.
A - ...
B - Sorry, but everyone's telling me what to be, but nothing that is important for work. Can we talk about private things on break? Please...
A - Sorry... yeah, my fault, on break
B - don't be sad now because nothing really happened, I know, but let's talk about it later.
4 (from now on, only gameplay related things) A to You
A - Hay, Beth. Sorry again for before, but whatever. I seen you have trouble with meat supply, but don't worry, it literally just walking around
!B - Around? (If seen SkyMeat benny) You mean this meat balls falling from here sky
!A - Kinda, but what I mean is (...)
(Normal)
!!B - around?
!!A - You can use bodies of dead people and other meat-like substances. Just push any meaty thing into grinder, it's located in freezer, probably already seen it. Be careful tho, it still is dangerous.
B - That is... important. Thanks, that will help
5 You to Amanda (in freezer)
B - What is this Big Icecube in the middle of freezer?
A - DON'T TOUCH IT! Just look. See?
B - hmm... is that a... person?
A - oh ho no no, not JUST a person. It's a gemerald himself. The one, the stinkiest, Incredible Gassy
B - Ex president of America!?!
A - in his green spandex self
B - wow... i remember when people called him Donie... How it happened? Why is he in giant ice cube?
A - After mid-term elections in 2026, then know as president Donald Gass revealed that he IS actually one who was mentioned in Fartstain files
G - The 7-11 incident?
A - The same one, but not only. It was secret operation to gather damaging evidence on several people in power with not-so good-smelling interests. Nowadays, everyone knows The League Of Gassers had connections to Illuminati, but nobody knew where all members went. Some people thought they killed themselves, some thought they escaped, but nobody knew, the one who started it all was trapped in ice for almost 2 decades.
B - Fartstain did not killed himself?
A - No, he did, but on purpose. The made clone of him, and after it was discovered you can transfer your consciousness with transfer of electrical charge of your brain, they developed a brainchip that do that after your death
B - so death became nothing to anyone living
A - quite so. The ice is thick, so don't worry about shooting it, but be aware
B - sure.
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