My name is Craig Tucker
Last week was my birthday
My grandma gave me a check for a hundred dollars
I was sooo happy
But then four boys from my school came to my house
And said
I should use my hundred dollars to invest in a peruvian flute band
they promised i could double my money in one afternoon
But the government arrested us and all the other peruvian flute bands and took us to and internment in Miami
We begged to go home ,
But instead the goverment told us they were sending us to Peru
And so thats why i am now in Peru
And if i die
Let it be known that it is because four guys i dont even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money